Iowa meets Africa
Grinnell, Iowa. April 29, 2012, 8 a.m.
After staring for a couple of minutes, kid having breakfast at the hotel gathers the courage: “You look like a professional football player.”
“I wish,” I say.
He’s disappointed.
I’m surprised. I’ve had “basketball player” a couple of times (because I guess I could pass for a point guard.) But football player? Maybe a wide receiver. Anyway…good grits.
“But I bet you like The Packers,” his Little League buddy adds.
“You mean the Green Bay Packers?” –
“Yes.” – Kid 2
“Ummm, not particularly. I don’t follow football much.”
“So what’s your favorite football team?” – Kid 2
“Well, I’m supposed to like the Miami Dolphins and the Washington Redskins. But ,as I said, I don’t follow football much.”
Now they’re really disappointed.
Long silence.
“I follow European soccer a bit.”
“Oh really? You’re a professional soccer player?” – Kid 1
“I can kick a ball – for fun.”
Disappointed again. Silence.
“What’s the name of your team?” – K2
“Barcelona.”
“What?” – Kid 2
“Barca. So where are you kids coming from?”
“Centerville.” – Both
“Cool!” pretending I know where it is.
“Where are you from?” – Kid 1
“Ghana.”
“Where’s that?” – Kid 1
“That’s a quiz.”
“Africa” – Kid 2
“Africa is right.”
“Africa???” – Kid 1
To myself: “Oh boy, here we go.”
“Cool!” – both + 1 more
Pick your stereotype: elephants, giraffes, trees, lion king….
…“So what’s the biggest animal you’ve killed?” – not if I’ve ever killed an animal – “Elephant?” – Kid 1
Now the coach draws nearer, fearing a crisis.
Me to coach: “No, it’s cool.” “Actually, I saw my first elephant at Busch Gardens in Tampa.”
“What, you don’t like to hunt?” – Kid 1
Now he’s really disappointed.
Silence.
“I’ve been to Tampa.” – Kid 3
Silence.
“So where else have you been?” – Kid 3
OK, we got an adventurer here.
“A couple of places.”
“Have you been to Iowa?” – Kid 2
“Well, he is in Iowa.” – Kid 1
“So what brings you to Iowa?” – Kid 3
“I came for Grinnell College, down the street.”
“Why?” – Kid 1
“To give a lecture.”
“What’s a lecture” – Kid 2
“A talk” – coach
“Oh you’re a college talker?” – Kid 1
“Well, I’ve never put it that way, but, I guess, yes.
OK, Now I gotto give this kids something to go home and brag about.
“Well, I’ve been on a safari in South Africa, and I stayed in a tree house and wild beasts roamed free under me under me”
“Cool!” – all
“I saw a movie where two men were in a car and a lion came and….yadda yadda yadda…is that where you were?” – Kid 3
Now the coach figures he’s got to do something!
Drawing closer. Smiling. Patting kid on the back, “Africa is biiiiiig country, Brandon.”
Really good grits. I might need the energy. But where to begin? And with whom? The Secretary of Education? The media. The coach? The kids?
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