The real anti-Romney: Herman Cain

Republicans looking for the anti-Romney lost an opportunity—because the true opposite of the King of Bain is Herman “Big Daddy” Cain

One is robotic; the other is charismatic

One enjoys firing employees; the other enjoys keeping his employees close

One pulls the cheese of pizza slices; the other sells the damned pizza

One has been a missionary; the other…did you say missionary?

One is known for hedging; the other is known for keeping things simple

One wears fancy sideburns; the other wears a cowboy hat

One speaks French; the other doesn’t (well, he might know 7 French words)